K - (on surfacing) Guess What?
L - Good Morning, Ken
K - What did you say? Guess What?!!!
K - Oh (pause) Morning Now Guess What
L - That was two minutes of my life that I won't get back.
K - wait for it - whaddya mean?
L - Have the aliens landed? Is the apocalypse near?
K - You need more coffee; you aren't making sense. But guess what? I had Alexa play Battle Hymn of the Republic upstairs and I guess I was singing along with it where she could hear. When we finished singing (he now appears to have integrated himself as a card carrying member of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir) Alexa said to me "I will play more music like that if you will continue to sing along" Alexa heard me and likes my singing and wants to hear more.
L - That speaks volumes to her taste, doesn't it.
K - Whaddya mean?
And the day is off to a running start. Two whaddya means in one conversation is uncommon, speaking to the length of time he normally puts up with my torture. He is now marching around the property humming - loudly. Good thing there is lots of grassland between us and the neighbours
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