Yesterday the Fashion Police were in evidence
Ken - What is the matter with her hair?
Lee - She has great hair
Ken - There is nothing great about that. Look at it. She has way too much hair. She needs a haircut. Why would she think that looks good? It doesn't. It is a mess. Somone should tell her to get a haircut. I could do a better job than that.
Today, the Music Critic has surfaced during Morning Jo on MSNBC
Ken - Who is that? Is she anybody? Why is she on Morning Jo? Is that singing. She has a guitar so it must supposed to be singing but there aren't any words. There isn't a tune either. Is she singing?
Lee - Yes
Ken - (having had sufficient coffee to preclude that answer getting by) Whaddya mean 'Yes'. That is not singing - it just sounds like caterwauling. Does she think that is singing? Is it about the election - can you hear any words? Do you know her?
Lee - Don't think we have met.
Ken - wait for it - Whaddya mean? Met who? You aren't paying attention. That is awful. See, Jo didn't like it either - he walked over to stop her and she wasn't even done squealing. He knows music. That isn't music
So Jewel, while he didn't comment on your hair, he also did not enjoy that little ditty. Time to up your game to meet Our Ken's exacting standards.
And the day is underway.
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